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Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Let's Have Halloween on Christmas: Lewis' Ultimate Guide To Not Be Scared While Watching Horror Movies

I was listening to one of my favourite Blink-182 songs, 'I Miss You', when I heard the lyric 'And we'll have halloween on Christmas'. I thought about how it feels like Halloween was only yesterday, even though it's almost the new year. So in honour of a great band, and of me completely denying the fact that it's almost 2015, I decided to make this post a throw back to Halloween.

When I think of Halloween I think of horror movies. The idea of this is great to some people, but intimidating to others, and as someone who isn't totally cool with horror movies, I thought I would make:

Lewis' Ultimate Guide To Not Be Scared While Watching Horror Movies

1) Happy Music
What I find the most scary about horror movies is the suspense. I'm fine with the gore and all that, but when they use scary music to build up to the scares, I get more scared about what's going to happen, then I am scared when it actually happens. Something I thought that might help you with this is to play happy music quietly to divert your attention.
When looking for good music you are looking for a few key things:
-No sad music
-No screaming
-Nothing live
-Something with happy lyrics
-Upbeat tempo
-Basic/genuine voices
-No creepy instrumentals
-A song you actually like
Some kinds of music that you could look for are:
-Things with 4 on the floor beats
-Boy-bands
-Pop (good pop, of course)
-Comedy

I made a playlist to get some ideas:























2) I'm not sure what movie watching systems you can do this on but you can sure do it on Netflix. Scroll through the whole movie quickly, and mentally take note at times where you see something that might scare you, so you can casually look away.

Me scrolling throughout the Princess Bride on the small screen (yes I am watching the Princess Bride, even though it's not a horror movie)














3) Don't watch it when you're alone!

4) Don't watch right before you go to sleep, because that's when you tend to me most paranoid.

5) Check to see if you have any appliances running such as a dryer, washer, dishwasher, ect. If one of these are on and you are not aware of this, it makes it more creepy when you hear them. All these appliances make noise, and if you don't know where the noise is coming from, your imagination tends to kick in.

6) Don't watch in complete silence.

and finally...

7) Watch the movie because you want to watch it. 

That's all!
Have a happy and safe new year.
-Lewis


Friday, 26 December 2014

Very Important Announcement

Very important gif below:



Tony Stark Line Appreciation 

Ok, you may continue with your life now.

Monday, 22 December 2014

Demon Dean tweets

Hello nerds.
Okay, so I have been inspired by Lewis's wonderful dwarf tweets posts to make this. After the season 9 finale of Supernatural, some wonderful human being took to Twitter to make an official Demon Dean account. These are some of my personal favs. 


 Christmas is coming. 

I'm sure he's gotten this one a lot 

Clingy friends can be tough (especially if they're demons).

Yea he didn't last very long.

Shippers.

Being a demon is hard isn't it.

Tell that one to Cas.

Demon Dean asking the right questions.

Okay I think that's all for now. I'll probably do another one sometime. 
Bye
\\// Clara 


Geekview: The Imitation Game

  Hello!

  Today I went to see the Imitation Game. As I wrote out its title, my heart started beating a little faster. 

  Overall, the movie was beautiful.

  Benedict throws aside the physical attraction that may have won your heart previously, and puts on the face of a loveable genius, who you feel for every step of the way. This movie had me laughing my heart out, sitting on the edge of my seat, and bawling into my two shaking hands, all at the same time.     Although Benedict is playing a brilliant character such as the others he has played before, Alan Turing is unlike any character you've ever seen before. 

  The story follows three story lines: Turning's childhood (past), Turning during the war, and Turning after the war. Each story touched every emotion, as you watched the Alan's character develop all things big and small such as the way he speaks and the way he treats others. You suffer tragedies, celebrate great victory, and find heartache on his journey. During the movie, Turing has to keep many secrets.

  Turning also brings light to many humans rights issues, as he hires a female to do a 'man's job', and is a homosexual.

  I'm not going to go on further so I don't spoil anything.

  In the end, you leave the theatre knowing Alan Turing is a real hero.


Also this is the 100th post, woohoo!






Sunday, 21 December 2014

Dwarf Tweets Part 2

Hello! As you may know, a while ago I posted 'Dwarf Tweets'. If you didn't know, here's the link to check it out: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/2014/08/dwarf-tweets.html

So I thought I would to part 2:


*wonders about the other 79*

This shouldn't be that funny... But it is.

Big Bang Theory Strikes Again


...Oh Kili



Saturday, 6 December 2014

💙 Blue eyes 💙

Hello nerds. Okay, so this isn't a regular nerdy post, but it does contain nerdy actors. Also, this post contains pictures that may make you want to bury your face into a pillow and never come out. So be warned. 

I watch a lot of TV. And movies. And every time I see an actor with blue eyes, I always point it out. So I decided to compile all these actors with eyes like a freaking glacier. Enjoy. 

Chris Pine. Like, bluer than blue. Galaxy blue. Seriously. 

Elijah Wood. Baby cotton blue. Like icicles. On his face. 

James Marsden. Fricking blue. Oceans captured in his pupils. Augh. 

Misha Collins. Heavenly blue. Okay I need a second here lemme calm down. 

Phil Lester. *breathes heavily*. Too blue. Can't do it. Goddamn why are blue eyes so cute? 

James McAvoy. *slams head on pillow and screams softly*. 

Haha. Alright. But really. Why are they so cute? I don't know. No one knows. But then there's this fucker: 
What are they? Green? Blue? Silver? It is unknown. 

Bye,
Clara \\//