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Wednesday, 3 September 2014

The perks of being a [fictional species]: SUPERNATURAL

I may do a Harry Potter one after this. But Lewis started it.

Demon:


- Can get stabbed or shot and not die
- Don't have to worry about body image
- Unlimited amount of sass
- You can't really be actually killed by much
- Apparently you can still eat French fries 

Angel: 

- You can do anything to your worst enemies with only your mind
- You can get stabbed or shot and not die (same as demons) 
- Only have to wear one outfit apparently (that goddamn Zachariah in that goddamn suit) 
- Instantly learn Enochian
- Can't get drunk 
- Basically you can apparate 

Special child: (shut up, it counts) 

- You get superpowers 
- You can use said superpowers for whatever you want
- You don't have to plan your life after 23 (Unless you survive, then you get it planned for you) (freakin demons man) 

Vampire:

- You get super strength and speed
- You can still hide your fangs though
- You have an excuse to not go outside
- You can kill anyone that asks you about twilight

Ghost: 
(Technically she was a ghost) 
- Get to live forever
- Can bother people if desired
- Can drive cars
- That's it

Reaper: 

- Get to walk around unnoticed 
- Can kill your enemies and make it look like an accident
- Sass
- Can't get possessed by angels or demons (white/yellow eyed ones excluded) 

Trickster: 

- Basically get to bend reality, you can use that for good pranks
- Can't die
- Did I mention YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR THAT'S FRAKKING AWESOME

Shapeshifter: 

- Can change your appearance entirely 
- Get to confuse people
- Can frame people for crimes 

Leviathan: 

- Can change form multiple times 
- Get to reform every time you get squashed
- Superhuman strength
- Basically cannot die 

And finally
Rugaru: 

- There are none
- You eat everything and are always hungry
- It's in your blood
- Tough luck, bud

They're not very good reasons, but I assume good enough. 
\\// Clara 





Also: Perks of being a fictional species LOTR style is here: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/2014/09/the-perks-of-being-fictional-species_4.html



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