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Hey! I am Lewis and I am Clara and we are total nerds. We make and blog pictures for you to laugh with your friends. We like Harry Potter and Star Trek and things nerds typically like. We hope you FIND our blog funny. (AVPM joke, google it.)

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Saturday, 30 August 2014

Dwarf Tweets

If you follow this blog, you may know that yesterday I posted this picture:

Well, I thought I would make a post dedicated to the dwarf tweets for any of you are in the back to school dumps.
I laughed more that I am supposed to 
"Some Special Flower"

THEY HAVE SHERLOCK IN MIDDLE EARTH, IT'S OFFICIAL, I'M MOVING THERE. GOOD-BYE HUMANITY.


This is two tolkien references in one 

#globalwarming? #blamethorin #havingabadday? #blamethorin

Bilboo Swaggins

Gimli gets me.

GIMLI WATCHES SHERLOCK AND LOVES LEGOLAS, WE ARE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS. WATCH ME.

That's all I got for now! Have a nerdy day!

Friday, 29 August 2014

ohana means family

So, I haven't posted in a while, so to make up for it, I wanted to share with you the best Tweet in the whole world (and my new computer background):


//Bye//

PS. In my old Dramione post, I added the fan fiction I used to research Dramione, so if you would like to go back to the post and read it, there's the link:
http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/2014/07/dramione-nerdsearch-and-numbers.html

Monday, 25 August 2014

VMA'S

So, last night I had the honour of watching the VMA'S from my room, like most of did, but not in my room. I have some feedback I wanted to share with you.

1) MAH QUEENS
Beyonce is my queen. Ariana Grande is my other queen. One of my friends is a hardcore women's rights activist and she is seriously rubbing off on me. That's why Beyonce is queen. "Who runs the world?" "Girl." She seems down to earth, and she has 15 million followers on instagram, which is a lot for a women. Not a lot of women become as famous as men, but BEYONCE did. This shows women power, and not to mention her performance was breath taking (and her outfit was brilliant). Now, onto Ariana.
Where to I begin? She has a pulchritudinous voice. I don't like pop music very much, but I adore her! She has immense talent and skill, that works perfectly in all her songs. A truly brilliant artist she is.

2) 5SOS
MICHAEL CLIFFORD LOOKED LIKE A FREAKING GOD, OH MY LORD DID YOU SEE HIM? 5 Seconds of Summer all looked incredibly euphoric, and fashionable on the red carpet, and even better on stage! They performed 'Amnesia', which is a sad song of theirs, and also one of their most popular. I am so joyous that they won an award for the 'don't stop' lyric video, and I see a great future for them. Don't stop doing what you're doing 5sos!

3) Ed Sheeran
This man is so talented, I can't put it into sentences. Honestly one of the most beautiful voices of this century. Singer of one of my all time favourite songs "I See Fire," from The Desolation of Smaug, was also recognized with a moon man! Sing, Don't, Lego House, Afire Love. You're lying if you say his voice isn't a beauty.

4) Sam Smith
Flawless. Voice. 'Nough. Said.

5) Miley Cyrus
Okay, I'm not a huge Miley Cyrus fan, but what she did when accepting her speech is something I truly aspire to. Instead of taking her 10 seconds of complete fame, she gave it to an important cause. I have so much respect for that.

Okay, that's about it.

What did you think?

Sunday, 24 August 2014

Matt Smith Hashtags

Now, it's officially the end of Matt Smith on Doctor Who, so in his honour, I am going to make a list of Matt Smith Doctor Hashtags (tumblr tags):

#It's a fez
#I wear a fez now
#fez's are cool
#bow ties are cool
#the girl who waited
#a crack in the wall
#two parts of time and space that never should never have touched
#we've been running ever since
#melody pond as river song
#I am the doctor and you are the daleks
#fish fingers and custard
#beans are evil bad bad beans
#geronimo
#vincent van gogh
#rory the roman
#the impossible astronaut
#the pandorica opens
#the name of the doctor
#doctor who?
#the question
#the angels take manhattan


Also:

To find more posts about hashtags, visit here: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/search/label/hashtags

Saturday, 23 August 2014

Supernatural hashtags!

Hello nerds
Yes, I know I promised to not do another Supernatural related post for a while, but you know how it is. It's been long enough anyways. So, what better than an old fashioned hashtags post? Nothing! Or maybe bacon....
#YoureWatchingSupernatural
#ImAnAngelYouAss
#WheresThePie
#Moose
#ImKevinFreakinSolo
#SavingPeopleHuntingThingsTheFamilyBusiness 
#Bitch.Jerk.
#Gank
#Idjits
#CarryOnMyWaywardSon
#ItsTuesday
#NoChickFlickMoments
#TimeToCutTheHair
#DemonDean (TOO SOON)
#WelcomeToNextTime
#BradyYouAss (that's for you, Abbie) 
#Croatoan
#Sammy
#SaltAndBurn
#ItsFunnierInEnochian
#EvenYouHaveToAdmitImAwesome
#TeamFreeWill
#CantOrWont
#DoNotForgetAdam
#LuciferRising
#MarkOfCain
#ICouldAlwaysShootYou
#YouCouldAlwaysMiss
#Bitchface
#SassTooStrong
#IWannaMakeADeal
#Baby
#INeedYou (whispers Destiel
#TheBoyKing
#JohnPickUpThePhone
#IsntThisTheFreakingHungerGames
#ImProudOfUs (auuhgh) 
#IWishICouldntFeelADamnThing
#WhatsDeadShouldStayDead
#JeffersonStarships
#NoMoreBooks
#ILikeThePizza
#AllHellBreaksLoose
#EndingsAreABitch
#YoureJustDuctTapeAndSafteyPins
#FamilyDontEndInBlood
#DoILookLikeADitchablePromDateToYou
#I'llInterrogateTheCat
#100%PureSamWinchester
#PickingUpWhereDadLeftOff
#DontGetOutOfBed
#IfYouLoveItWeWillKillIt 

Comment the ones I missed! 
\\// Clara


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To find more posts about hashtags, visit here: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/search/label/hashtags

Legolas Gifs

The elf prince of mirkwood has always been one to have fangirls, and since apparently some Ringer/Tolkienst read this blog, I thought I would make a post of Legolas gif's.
So sit back, eat some lembas bread, listen to the video, and enjoy some gifs:

"Ada is going to kill me."


Okay, I know this one is Gandalf, but look at Legolas in the background!

KING. OF. PHOTOBOMBS.


"No! I must photobomb Aragorn. He stole my shampoo." 



I SHIP THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO HARD
These next ones aren't even gifs, but I thought they were worthy.

The feels got me like



Do you ship them? Personally, I don't ship Tauriel with anyone. I think she is strong on her own.
OKAY BACK TO GIFS


MY FAVOURITE PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY A LINE IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

Damn Left

Please, I'm fabulous

God Aragorn.

SASSY ELF BOY
OKAY THESE AREN'T GIF'S BUT I LOVE THEM
**"Accidentally" joins the Lee Pace eyebrows fandom**

Okay, I do believe that's all. I sincerely apologize for my last post, I don't know what came over me.
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

Bye

Sunday, 17 August 2014

kili is omg.

I don't even know what has happened to me. One day I was normal and then THIS GIF HAPPENED

I can't even. I have been obsessed with this gif. I don't think I will ever be okay, JUST

JUST OMG I CAN'T EVEN

BYE
I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS POST I JUST
FEELS
OKAY
BYE
BEFORE I EXPLODE
TOO LATE
*BOOM*

Monday, 11 August 2014

The She-Elf Tauriel: Why Twilight, Girls Rights, And The Tolkien Universe Are Taking Over The World

The other day I went to theatres to see 'Guardians of The Galaxy'. It is easily the best movie I have seen in a while... But today I am not going to talk about that. 



Before the movie started, there were many, many trailers for up and coming movies. The Maze Runner, If I stay, TMNT, and plenty more movies have been added to my list of 'must see's'. I was with my friend, Chiara, when something happened. The BOTFA trailer came on. For all you who don't know what BOTFA is, it is "The Hobbit: The Battle of The Five Armies". When this trailer came on,  I honestly started shaking. I had seen it the day it came out on my computer, but at that moment I was seeing it on a huge screen with surround sound. I started quoting as well, and my friend Chiara started throwing popcorn at me to shut up. Now, before I continue my story, there is something you should know. I never cry at movies, books, or TV shows. I didn't cry reading TFIOS, nor watching it. I didn't cry at UP, or Marley and Me. I didn't cry at ET, or when *spoiler* Dobby, Dumbledore, Boromir, Sherlock, Fred, Augustus, or Snape died. I am not heartless, it's just something about it being fictional makes me love it ten times more, but cry ten times less. Let me tell you, when the BOTFA's trailer came on, I came to as close to tears as I did while reading TFIOS (The Fault in Our Stars). And you know why, because you know who dies, and if you don't, I'm not going to tell you. 

In honour of my lameness, I though I would write an article about The Hobbit movies, and one obvious thing about the movies is the addition of Tauriel, the superior she-elf, who Legolas likes.
Of course, being an elf, she has to be gorgeous, making it inevitable for the one attractive dwarf with acceptable facial hair to fall in love with her. And plot twist, she likes him back (why can't stuff like this happen in real life, I mean, ugh).
I'm talking about the young, reckless, normal facial haired Kili. (That wan an un-intentional reference to The Young and The Reckless.) Now, I'm not saying I don't like Dwarven facial hair. I mean Bombur is my favourite Dwarf purely on the fact he has a donut beard (and how awesome he is at killing Orcs while in a barrel).



Now, back to Tauriel. Her and Kili's relation ship seems good right? There's a problem though. Like I said before, Legolas likes her. (I am secretly so jealous that the two most attractive characters in the whole saga like the same person, I want to be her. Except we all know that her and Legolas don't end up together because Legolas is a free agent in LOTR and is obviously in love with Gimli...hehehehe.) As well, I find her and Kili's relationship a bit sudden. They just sort of talk for a bit and then they are in love? I think they need to get to know each other a bit better before they are risking their lives for each other.

So, there's another long triangle. Although they claim to add Tauriel in because 'girls can't watch a movie with an all male cast,' I think they were trying to add a love triangle. As a girl, watching a movie with a cast of bada** men slaying orcs and dragons for 3 hours straight doesn't sound bad. Honestly, it sounds awesome! If anything I would be more concerned that dudes wouldn't watch a movie of all men. Lord of The Rings to this day is still one of my favourites, and the entire fellowship is made up of men that slay orcs for 3 hours each movie.
Back to the theme of love triangles, they are everywhere! Ever since Twilight (barf), everything has had a love triangle.

For the record, I'm team Cato.
Why can't we learn from JK Rowling that a girl doesn't need to spend her life choosing between two guys, and that life is more complicated than a love triangle. The love in Harry Potter was, for the most part, not romantic, and even if it was, it was WAY more thought out than a triangle. And the love triangles were just a minor detail in the movies! I'm not saying the hobbit love triangle is tacky. I respect it because it is such a minor part of a movie and every movie needs a bit of love, all I'm saying is that girls, you don't need to have two guys fight over you to be important. Katniss, Bella, and Tauriel are not defined by the fact that two men both want to marry them. They are defined by their actions. The fact that Tauriel wants to help the dwarves even though both their cultures have a feud defines her as a person, and the fact that she puts her love life second to everything else that is going on. The fact that Bella is a stupid coward who thinks she needs a man to have worth, defines her. The fact that Katniss still finds time to figure out her love life while taking over the capitol defines her. They are NOT defined by their appeal to MEN.
(I just realized that this article is turning into a girls rights article.)

Speaking of girls rights, Tauriel is certainly a role model. She's just as powerful as the men, and she doesn't take no for an answer. When Thranduil tells her not to go after the dwarves, instead of listening to authority, she does what is right, which is something I truly aspire to. I also believe it is another reason for them to add Tauriel to the movies. LOTR was made a long time ago, so there wouldn't have been such an urge to add a strong female character, and although there are female characters, most the strong characters are in fact men. Now a days, there is a much greater need for strong female characters because girls rights are really important. Although they always have been important, they are just getting the attention they deserve now. Middle earth has always been a role model to this. In the elvish culture, women are not thought of as lesser. Dwarven women have beards just as mens do (this shows they are equals). Éowyn (female) is a stronger warrior than all the male hobbits put together, and when she finds out Aragorn isn't single, she doesn't sulk around, she gets over it in a heart beat. 

Overall, I apologize that my ideas where sort of all over the place today and I went of track, a lot. I hope you liked my article, and please comment what you think of Tauriel! 

That's all for now,
Nerd on,
Bye!





Saturday, 2 August 2014

Your Fandom!

I realized, all these posts are just things me, Clara, and Lewis decide we want to share with you, so I thought you should pick what we share with you. What do I mean?
I mean is you pick the fandom I make my next post on.

Here's what I will do.
On my desk top I have a folder called Fandom. Within that folder, there are pictures that are categorized into other folders based on the fandom the picture is about.
Here are some of the folders I have:
5sos
Adventure Time
Doctor Who
General Fandom Cr*p
Harry Potter
Tom Hiddleston (do not judge me)
House of Anubis (stawp judging)
Im5
Lord of The Rings/ Hobbit
Marvel/DC
Multi-fandom
Pirates of the Caribbean
Sherlock
Tfios
Star Wars
Star Trek
Youtubers - subsection of Nerdfighteria

In the comments, tell me which of these fandoms you like, and the ones with the most comments, I will paste EVERYTHING in that folder into an article.

When commenting, it says, "who do you want to comment as". If you don't want to share your identity, note you can select anon. So go vote in the comments and nerd on!

DFTBA