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Thursday, 31 July 2014

Happy Birthday Queen Rowling

It's JK Rowling, and Harry freaking Potter's birthday!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!

The New Who: Peter Capaldi

Hello nerds and whovians
The new season of DW is out so soon! And, because we haven't covered it yet, here's the new trailer for the 12th doctor.
Thoughts?
Clara\\//

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies

So, I was watching The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies trailer and there was this epic head shot of Thorin as he says something along the lines of, "I choose war!". I paused the video to hold that moment (sort of like a dramatic pause), and well... here's what I got:
3 words:
Epic. Kili. Photobomb.

SPN: The Demon Formula: Nerdsearch and numbers

Hello nerds and hunters and math geeks alike.
I would apologize for the amount of Supernatural I've been posting, but I'm not sorry. (Actually, I plan to post more other stuff, but this'll be the last for for a bit, I promise!) 
So, I recently read An Abundance Of Katherines by everyone's favourite author, John Green. Fugging excellent book. Anyways, Colin's love graph made me think about how other things are graph able as well. So, I tried to use something I know the numbers of. I took all the demons from Supernatural (that I know, only season 5 here) and broke down their personalities into three traits. Sass, slut and evil/motive. Here: an example.
Meg (season 1-8)
See, Meg's been around for a long time. I wouldn't exactly say her slut level's so high, but it's up there, so I'd say about 17%. Now, her sass is not as high as some of the others I'll put on, but as we've all noticed, it's pretty noticeable. Maybe 30%. Then, her evil/motive level outweighs the first two combined. With numbers, it's 53%. Now, this is just my estimates, but this'll be a good start. 
Now, to continue on, let's go back to the very start. 
Azazel (season 1-2) 
Okay, so with this one you don't have to look very hard. Today I basically has a season two rewatching marathon, and this guy's level of sass is hellbound. I mean, every. single. fugging. line. Just rewatch AHBL, you'll understand what I'm saying. His sass I would say is a 45%. Then, the evil/motive percentage outweighs that by about 5%. And it's incredibly obvious. It was the purpose of his entire existence, and I mean, important people died. So that's a 55%. His slut level: No. Just no. 
Next, let's take it to the next two seasons.
Ruby (season 3-4) 
So with Ruby, her three levels are basically spilt evenly in thirds (or as evenly as I can draw them, guys.)  So, with some help from Lewis, all three of her levels are 33.3%. The sass number is kinda part of her, both seasons but more shown in four. The slut level is there because basically, she got together with Sam just to get him part of her plan, and kept doing it, so there it is. And for the evil/motive level we'll count the fact that she tricked both Winchester's into thinking she was trustworthy just to release Lucifer. Maybe I should add a cleverness level. Hmm.....
Now onto another season four demon.
Alastair (season 4) 
For Alastair, the sass is more of annoying sass, but annoyance still counts, so the slurrer is up there with a sass level of I'll say 37%. Then for evil/motive, the whole fact that he's Hell's head torturer counts, and with the added bonus of bothering Dean when he had his time adds up, even though his existence had nothing to do with the plan/plot, it's still a level of 45%. Now, the slut thing: it just seems best that way. 18%. 
Now for another season four gal.
Lilith (season 3-4) 
Lilith is the First Demon, so she's got a mix of everything. Her sass level is at an all-time low for demons. She doesn't honestly have much in her, which is different than the other charts. But maybe they did things differently back in her day. 22%. So about the slut level. This doesn't include her in season three, because honestly, ew. But, in the monster at the end of this book, I quote: it'll take more than a kiss to make a deal with me. So there you have it. 31%. Then for the evil/motive. She broke almost all the seals, attempted to kill the Winchesters a number of times, and gruesomely killed everyone in Jus In Bello. It's a 47%. 
And now, a classic.
Crowley (season 5-present) 
Crowley is interesting. His sass level is just plain sass. And I get mainly all my knowledge about this guy from tumblr (season 5 girl). So I'd give it about a 30%. Then his slut level, ehm, ahem, erm, idk. But, Mark kinda does that thing with him though. So it's a 15%. His evil/motive isn't really that much, so I'd say it's a 15% as well. Then that leftover space is, well, I don't know what. But that's Crowley I guess. Call it whatever, but it's 40%. 
Now, I don't know anyone else yet, but I'll update it when I do. But a last one.
Dean (present) 
Eheh. But anyways, you can't really do much with this information, but it's cool to know. Some facts I've collected: The sass level is usually higher than the slut level, the evil/motive level is mostly either equal to or higher than the sass level. And slut levels are higher for girls than they are for boys. Hmmm..... 
But anyways, thanks for just reading this. I'll update it soon, maybe in a few weeks. 
Bitch. Jerk.
Clara \\//







Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Wattpad - this time by Clara

So I saw that Lewis did a promo post about his fanfiction on wattpad, which he doesn't need because he has like a thousand reads and like 10 votes (which really is a lot), so I am posting a link to my fanfiction, Fandom. Just cuz, if y'all need something fandom like to read. And also I need reads. JK. But not.
http://www.wattpad.com/story/14049330-fandom

If the link doesn't work I will be mad but just copy and paste linkerz

Okay
Clara \\//



:) Find more posts about fan fictions here: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/search/label/fanfic

And another meme...

Hello nerds,
So I made another meme. You know Supernatural? Good. So, Sam has bad luck with girlfriends. They always are secretly werewolves, demons who use him to start the apocalypse, or girls who go and die on the ceiling. So, without further ado, 
Sam Winchester: Worst Boyfriend Ever. 




And, my personal favourite:


Yep. 
Okaybai



Oblivious Harry Potter

Hello fellow nerds,
So over the course of the Harry Potter movies, Harry's a bit oblivious to the obvious. Like the fact that Snape was a death eater, or that he was a Horcrux. He's also been a bit ignorant, as all male heroes are. 
So, that calls for a meme! (Booing and groaning in the background) 
I present: Oblivious Harry Potter! 






Saturday, 19 July 2014

Announcement, Sherlock Break Through, Lord of The Rings

Announcement: If it sounds like some of my posts are written by a girl, they are. One of my best friends is also writing on my account. Please give her a warm welcome in the comments.

Sherlock Break Through:
I KNOW HOW MORIARTY LIVED MWAHAHA
I was watching an official BBC interview on netflix about all the characters. So it would say the name of the character, then go to the actor who plays them.
So example:
SHERLOCK Holmes
Benedict Cumberbatch
Plays Sherlock Holmes

Then, Moriarty came on
JAMES MORIARTY
Andrew Scott
Plays Jim Moriarty

MORIARTY KILLED HIS BROTHER.
I did some research, he has a brother, and the real Moriarty doesn't like getting out and doing things.


Lord of The Rings:
So, the new hobbit movie isn't out yet, but in it's honour I though I would make a LOTR set of tumblr tags for the ringers in all of you.

#why is legolas in the hobbit
#it is okay he is really bada**
#fangirls
#my precious
#smeagol
#samwise the brave
#merry and pippins
#does legolas have a thing for redheads?
#battle of five armies
#return of the king
#fellowship of the ring
#gandalf pulled a sherlock
#notdead
#cant take the ring off the finger? #take the finger
#battle
#dat ring doe
#thranduil swag
#hair that comes out of this helmet even though it isnt his real hair
#legolas knows everything
#they're taking the hobbits to isengard
#that one attractive dwarf
#donut beard
#what do your elf eyes see (I don't know why, but that seems to be a popular one)
#one does not simply
#got a problem? #eagles
#the eagles solve all of our problems
#will turner the elf

okay thats all,
bye!