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Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Let's Have Halloween on Christmas: Lewis' Ultimate Guide To Not Be Scared While Watching Horror Movies

I was listening to one of my favourite Blink-182 songs, 'I Miss You', when I heard the lyric 'And we'll have halloween on Christmas'. I thought about how it feels like Halloween was only yesterday, even though it's almost the new year. So in honour of a great band, and of me completely denying the fact that it's almost 2015, I decided to make this post a throw back to Halloween.

When I think of Halloween I think of horror movies. The idea of this is great to some people, but intimidating to others, and as someone who isn't totally cool with horror movies, I thought I would make:

Lewis' Ultimate Guide To Not Be Scared While Watching Horror Movies

1) Happy Music
What I find the most scary about horror movies is the suspense. I'm fine with the gore and all that, but when they use scary music to build up to the scares, I get more scared about what's going to happen, then I am scared when it actually happens. Something I thought that might help you with this is to play happy music quietly to divert your attention.
When looking for good music you are looking for a few key things:
-No sad music
-No screaming
-Nothing live
-Something with happy lyrics
-Upbeat tempo
-Basic/genuine voices
-No creepy instrumentals
-A song you actually like
Some kinds of music that you could look for are:
-Things with 4 on the floor beats
-Pop (good pop, of course)

I made a playlist to get some ideas:

2) I'm not sure what movie watching systems you can do this on but you can sure do it on Netflix. Scroll through the whole movie quickly, and mentally take note at times where you see something that might scare you, so you can casually look away.

Me scrolling throughout the Princess Bride on the small screen (yes I am watching the Princess Bride, even though it's not a horror movie)

3) Don't watch it when you're alone!

4) Don't watch right before you go to sleep, because that's when you tend to me most paranoid.

5) Check to see if you have any appliances running such as a dryer, washer, dishwasher, ect. If one of these are on and you are not aware of this, it makes it more creepy when you hear them. All these appliances make noise, and if you don't know where the noise is coming from, your imagination tends to kick in.

6) Don't watch in complete silence.

and finally...

7) Watch the movie because you want to watch it. 

That's all!
Have a happy and safe new year.

Friday, 26 December 2014

Very Important Announcement

Very important gif below:

Tony Stark Line Appreciation 

Ok, you may continue with your life now.

Monday, 22 December 2014

Demon Dean tweets

Hello nerds.
Okay, so I have been inspired by Lewis's wonderful dwarf tweets posts to make this. After the season 9 finale of Supernatural, some wonderful human being took to Twitter to make an official Demon Dean account. These are some of my personal favs. 

 Christmas is coming. 

I'm sure he's gotten this one a lot 

Clingy friends can be tough (especially if they're demons).

Yea he didn't last very long.


Being a demon is hard isn't it.

Tell that one to Cas.

Demon Dean asking the right questions.

Okay I think that's all for now. I'll probably do another one sometime. 
\\// Clara 

Geekview: The Imitation Game


  Today I went to see the Imitation Game. As I wrote out its title, my heart started beating a little faster. 

  Overall, the movie was beautiful.

  Benedict throws aside the physical attraction that may have won your heart previously, and puts on the face of a loveable genius, who you feel for every step of the way. This movie had me laughing my heart out, sitting on the edge of my seat, and bawling into my two shaking hands, all at the same time.     Although Benedict is playing a brilliant character such as the others he has played before, Alan Turing is unlike any character you've ever seen before. 

  The story follows three story lines: Turning's childhood (past), Turning during the war, and Turning after the war. Each story touched every emotion, as you watched the Alan's character develop all things big and small such as the way he speaks and the way he treats others. You suffer tragedies, celebrate great victory, and find heartache on his journey. During the movie, Turing has to keep many secrets.

  Turning also brings light to many humans rights issues, as he hires a female to do a 'man's job', and is a homosexual.

  I'm not going to go on further so I don't spoil anything.

  In the end, you leave the theatre knowing Alan Turing is a real hero.

Also this is the 100th post, woohoo!

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Dwarf Tweets Part 2

Hello! As you may know, a while ago I posted 'Dwarf Tweets'. If you didn't know, here's the link to check it out: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/2014/08/dwarf-tweets.html

So I thought I would to part 2:

*wonders about the other 79*

This shouldn't be that funny... But it is.

Big Bang Theory Strikes Again

...Oh Kili

Saturday, 6 December 2014

πŸ’™ Blue eyes πŸ’™

Hello nerds. Okay, so this isn't a regular nerdy post, but it does contain nerdy actors. Also, this post contains pictures that may make you want to bury your face into a pillow and never come out. So be warned. 

I watch a lot of TV. And movies. And every time I see an actor with blue eyes, I always point it out. So I decided to compile all these actors with eyes like a freaking glacier. Enjoy. 

Chris Pine. Like, bluer than blue. Galaxy blue. Seriously. 

Elijah Wood. Baby cotton blue. Like icicles. On his face. 

James Marsden. Fricking blue. Oceans captured in his pupils. Augh. 

Misha Collins. Heavenly blue. Okay I need a second here lemme calm down. 

Phil Lester. *breathes heavily*. Too blue. Can't do it. Goddamn why are blue eyes so cute? 

James McAvoy. *slams head on pillow and screams softly*. 

Haha. Alright. But really. Why are they so cute? I don't know. No one knows. But then there's this fucker: 
What are they? Green? Blue? Silver? It is unknown. 

Clara \\// 

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Some Merlin Pictures That Will Bring Back Memories

*starts Harry Potter flashbacks* When it was confirmed Warwick David can do anything

When you realized how blind Arthur is when it comes to Merlin *flashbacks to Clara's 'Obvious Harry' post*

When this became a ship (which I don't ship at all)

When GwenxArthur's sexual tension was too much to handle

When his eyes were bluer than the sea

When 'The Tears of Uther Pendragon' looked an awful lot like 'The Two Towers'

When Merlin's dad looked way too much like Thorin

When you realized the dragon betrayed you

When her eyeliner was better than yours (*cough* do you mean all the time?)

When they rid majestically off into the sunset


When your brain went: "wait omg"

When Gwen's derps were better than yours

When he became your favourite character for about an episode

When Cenred had better hair than you (that little flirt)

When Arthur became a meme (I think Gwaine is way better than Lancelot, don't shoot me)

Thats all!
Thanks to all our nerds out there!
Keep being you and never change!

Thursday, 16 October 2014

Ship playlists

 Hello nerds!
Clara is back with another music post! And this time, it relates to fandom stuff. I've been in an awful lot of fandoms over the years, and am still getting into a lot. And I keep seeing people make these ship playlists. So, I've decided to make my own based on the top ships from all my fav fandoms. Maybe Lewis can add some? Anyways, here they are.
Johnlock (Sherlock): 
1. All Of Me by John Legend 
2. Red by Taylor Swift
3. Ho Hey by The Lumineers 
4. How To Save A Life by The Fray 
5. Little Talks by Of Monsters And Men 
6. The Scientist by Coldplay 
7. Everybody Talks by Neon Trees
Destiel (Supernatural): 
1. A Thousand Years by Christina Perri
2. YoΓΌ and I by Lady Gaga
3. Love Me Again by John Newman 
4. Demons by Imagine Dragons 
5. Just One Yesterday by Fall Out Boy
6. Stay by Rihanna 
7. This Is Gospel by Panic! At The Disco 
Cherik (Marvel):
1. Maps by Maroon 5 
2. A Drop In The Ocean by Ron Pope
3. To Build A Home by The Cinematic Orchestra 
4. Stolen Dance by Milky Chance
5. What I Wouldn't Do by Serena Ryder 
6. Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran 
7. Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood 
Romione (Harry Potter):
1. Sugar, We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy 
2. This Love by Maroon 5 
3. She's Not Afraid by One Direction 
4. Nobody Compares by One Direction 
5. Over The Valley by Pink Martini 
6. Save The Last Dance For Me 
7. The Moon Song by Karen O
(Updated) Bagginshield (The Hobbit) 
1. Northern Downpour by Panic! At The Disco
2. I Bet My Life by Imagine Dragons (isn't that ironic)
3. The End Of All Things by Panic! At The Disco
4. Stay With Me by Sam Smith
5. Who Knew by Pink
6. Alone Together by Fall Out Boy
7. Safe And Sound by Taylor Swift 

That's all! Lewis, now you try. 
Off to write all my delayed assignments,
Clara \\//

Friday, 10 October 2014



Now continue on. 

Perfectly Awful Excuses

So, I haven't posted in a while.... I am going to tell you why, but you're not going to like it.

To be perfectly honest with you, I haven't done anything in the past month. All because of I'm Low On Gas and You Need A Jacket. It's a song by one of my favourite bands of all time, 'Pierce The Veil'. It's all I have done for the past month. I need help....

Okay, on a nerdier note, I started watching Merlin this summer! So I will probably make a Merlin related post this week!

If you're Canadian,

Happy Thanksgiving.

If you're not Canadian but are still celebrating Thanksgiving this week,

Happy Thanksgiving.

To all,


Tuesday, 30 September 2014

The perks of being a fictional character: MOTHERFREAKING X-MEN

Hello nerds and Marvel geeks.
It's been a few days (or weeks) since I last updated, but last time I did a perks of being and now I'm doing another. Oh well. I'll do something new sometime. I have a new idea for a nerdsearch and numbers soon. 
Anyways, to the point. Over the weekend I had some spare time on my hands, and was milling around in my disc cupboard (so very old school) trying to find Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. And I found a disc copy of X-Men: First Class. Now, if you know me, you'll know I'm obsessed with two things: Marvel and British actors. So this picked up right away. Needless to say, two days later it was Sunday and I had watched half of the entire X-Men franchise, and was very high on popcorn. So, for you Marvel nerds like me, I've made a list of what I think are the best mutant powers to have. 
Without further ado: 
Clara's super cool top 5 mutant powers list (which she totally wants to have) 
1. Element manipulation    Okay, basically I want to be Erik Lensherr. This would be the all-time best power to have. If you watch Avatar: The Last Airbender, you'll probably have already gotten the gist of what I'm saying. With only using your mind, you can bend, move, and use objects of a certain element at your will. Very useful for being lazy and using against your enemies. Downsides? None. 
2. Teleportation   Why? Because you can go anywhere, any time, without any warning. This is very useful in the real world. Don't want to take a test? Poof. Hate plane rides? No need for them, just teleport there. Stuck in the woods after dark? Hell no, poof yourself out of there. Of course, the only downside so far is that you look like the devil. Still a good skill to have. 
3. Shapeshifting    Heck yes. This is one of the powers on the better side, simply because you can look cool and look however you want. You can trick all your friends so good. You can impersonate your teacher and call off the test next Tuesday. Pretend to be Patrick Stump for a day. And the cosplay opportunities, oh god, the COSPLAY! The downside would only be that you could run into the real person you're intimidating, and be in some deep shit.
4. Mind interpretation    This is a cool one. If you ever watched Supernatural (not again), if you remember Andy Gallagher, that's what I'm getting at. If you have these powers, you can not only look into other people's minds and see what they're thinking, you can make people forget certain periods of time, see through other's eyes and make people change their mind. I don't really need to say that it can be useful all the time. The only downside I see would be hearing other people's thoughts 24/7. Even the weird ones. 
5. Regeneration    No, not like The Doctor. If I could count how many times I'd want to just miraculously heal, I'd take it. It'd work better for actual superheroes though. Getting shot or stabbed is no problem. Fall off a cliff or drown, you're good. Basically you can do parkour all day and not break a bone. The extreme downside in this case is that you will ultimately outlive anyone you become friends with, and never can you ever die. 

In case you were wondering, the other ones that came up for me were weather manipulation, laser eyes, flying and making portals. Those are good ones.
So, what mutant power would you want to have? Comment and tell me! 
See you around, 
Clara \\// 

Sunday, 21 September 2014

The perks of being a fictional character: What's best about havingpowers

Hi nerds, Clara here. I was watching an old episode of Supernatural (It was all hell breaks loose p1, I'm addicted to season 2), and I found myself thinking "How cool would it be if I had special powers?" Then I started thinking about characters who already had special powers. So, I made up this list of the best powerful characters in every fandom:

Loki: MCU
-Has magnificent hair that is beautiful every day
-He can be in multiple places at once
-Is Elsa
-Did you even see that frost giant battle from Thor OMFG
-Somehow survives death multiple times (and falling through space) 
-Makes copies of himself 
-Has an eight-legged horse son 

Lord Voldemort: Harry Potter
-No nose
-Can make himself heard to hundreds to people at once
-Can rent out the back of your head
-Can get into people's minds (which is pretty cool)
-Splitting his soul I mean
-Just seems to take form in books

Azazel: Supernatural (I'm noticing a pattern of villains here....)
-Is a firebender
-Doesn't get held back by dumb stuff like holy water
-Inception powers (for nerds, it's dream interception) 
-Apparently his blood gives you special powers? 
-As a demon, he can change bodies if needed

The Doctor: Doctor Who (haha broke the chain)
-Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey stuff
-Can regenerate if he gets killed
-Is a freaking time traveller I mean that's pretty cool
-Sonic screwdriver
-Has lots of different fashions
-Kidnaps women for a living
-The power of the bow tie

That's all I have for now. Lewis, any thoughts? Maybe you could add a Merlin one....
Bye sweetie
Clara \\//

Sunday, 14 September 2014

Supernatural quotes : 1-5

Season one: 
1x2 Wendigo "I think dad wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things, the family business." 
1x10 Asylum "Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?"
1x15 The Benders "Eat me. Oh no no no wait wait wait, you actually might." 
1x17 Hell House "This stuff right here—this is our ticket to the big time. Fame, money, sex. With girls, okay? Be brave. Okay, WWBD. What would Buffy do? Huh?" 
1x21 Salvation "Well, I’ve lied... a lot. I’ve stolen. I’ve lusted. And the other day I met this man – a nice guy, you know? And we had a really good chat...sort of like this. Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?" 
1x22 Devils Trap "What? You the only one that can have a family? You destroyed my children. How would you feel if I killed your family? Oh, that’s right, I forgot I did. Still, two wrongs don’t make a right."

Season two: 
2x1 In My Time Of Dying "Oh, John, I'm offended. Don't you trust me?"
2x3 Bloodlust "Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine.
2x4 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things "What's dead should stay dead." 
2x10 Hunted "Look, Dean, I've tried running before. I mean I ran all the way to California, and look what happened. You can't run from this. And you can't protect me." 
2x14 Born Under A Bad Sign "My daddy shot your daddy in the head." 
2x20 What Is And What Should Never Be "It wasn't. It was just a wish. I wished for Mom to live. Mom never died, we never went hunting and you and me just never... ya know."
2x21 All Hell Breaks Loose 1 "That was about as fun as getting kicked in the jewels." 
2x22 All Hell Breaks Loose 2 "What am I supposed to do?
2x22 All Hell Breaks Loose 2 (this time srs one) "That was for our mom, you son of a bitch!"

Season three: 
3x1 The Magnificent Seven "I've locked my keys in the car, turned my laundry pink... never brought on the end of the world, though."
3x4 Sin City "Nice try, but I think you just ordered a pizza. Guess you should have paid more attention in Latin class."
3x7 Red Sky At Morning "You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex." 
3x8 A Very Supernatural Christmas "Oh, my goodness me! Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar. Oh, do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge."
3x11 Mystery Spot "Dean's your weakness. The bad guys know it, too. It's gonna be the death of you, Sam. Sometimes you just gotta let people go." 
3x14 Long Distance Call "I just talked to an 84-year-old grandmother who's having phone sex with her husband. Who died in Korea."
3x15 Time Is On My Side "Dean, listen, I need help."
3x16 No Rest For The Wicked "The hell it isn't! Family don't end with blood, boy!" 

Season four: 
4x1 Lazarus Rising "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition."
4x3 In The Beginning "Destiny can't be changed Dean. All roads lead to the same destination."
4x6 Yellow Fever "Us, right. And that Sam is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? Normal people, they see a monster and they run, not us. No, no, no we search out things that want to kill us, yeah, huh, or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane." 
4x9 I Know What You Did Last Summer "Don't you recognize me? Oh, I forgot - I'm wearing a paediatrician." 
4x15 Death Takes A Holiday "You don't see the irony in that? I mean, you and me, we're like the poster boys of the unnatural order. All we do is ditch death." 
4x18 The Monster At The End Of This Book "I'm sitting in a Laundromat, reading about myself... sitting in a Laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts." 
4x22 Lucifer Rising "You stupid stupid son of a bitch! Well boo hoo. I am so sorry your feelings are hurt... princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family."

Season five: 
5x2 Good God Y'all "I killed two angels this week. Those are my brothers. I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you, and you failed. You and your brother destroyed the world, and I lost everything... for nothing." 
5x4 The End "Some free advice, when you get back there, you hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it like it's made of gold. 'Cause it it is."
5x8 Changing Channels "I’ve got genital herpes."
5x10 Abandon All Hope "Mom. This might literally be your last chance to treat me like an adult. You might wanna take it."
5x13 The Song Remains The Same "Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awesome." 
5x16 Dark Side Of The Moon "Wow. Running from angels... on foot... in Heaven. With out-of-the-box thinking like that, I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already."
5x19 Hammer Of The Gods "You think I'd give Kali my real sword? That thing can kill me!"
5x21 Two Minutes To Midnight "I am more powerful than you can process, and I'm enslaved to a bratty child having a tantrum."
5x22 Swan Song "Sam, it's okay. I'm here. I'm not going to leave you." 

That's all for now, folks. 
Clara \\//

Thursday, 4 September 2014

The Perks of Being a [Fictional Species]: The Lord of The Rings (Part 1)

So, I had this idea called 'The Perks Of Being A [Fictional Species]." Basically, I would list the reasons of why it would be utterly grand to be said fictional species. Today, I am going to discuss the benefits of a few various Lord Of The Rings species, but if you all like this concept, I will continue and do Doctor Who Species, Harry Potter Species, maybe Clara will do Supernatural Species, and many more~ (Note 'Lord of The Rings' also includes The Hobbit, for the sake of this post)

Enough stalling, let's get to it:

-Bad ass AND extremely attractive.
-All the lembas bread you could ask for.
-If you're a Mirkwood elf, Thranduil is your king. 
-You can speak elvish.
-Orc killer extreme.
-The outfits are gorgeous.
-Legolas or Kili might fall in love with you.
-You live for as long as you want unless you are slain.
-Elves only love once, so your partner will never cheat on you.
-You don't sink in snow.
-Perfect hair. Everyday. All. The. Time. Always.

-Beard game too strong.
-Hot dwarves are considered ugly in dwarfish culture so the most attractive ones aren't considered attractive by other dwarves.
-Life is a party.
-Lot's of Ale.
-Lots and lots of Ale.
-You don't eat green food. Basically a carnivore.
-Lots of gold.
-Thorin Oakenshield likely doesn't despise you.

-Literally the cutest race ever.
-You get to live in the Shire.
-Life is carefree and cute.
-You get to eat 6+ times a day and you practically never get full! (And you aren't considered 'unhealthy' because you eat a lot.)
-You like visitors just as much as the next hobbit. Everyone is friendly.
-Gandalf brings you fireworks.
-Parties are very homey but still a blast.
-Hairy feet. You never have to wear shoes!

-Life is exciting.
-Rangers of the north live twice as long as average humans.
-You don't have to worry about your magic backfiring. You have none!
-Gondor is freaking legendary.
-You don't have a petty feud between Mirkwood elves (*cough* Dwarves)
-Aragorn could be your king.
-There are many races of humans.
-You can see over counters.
-Bad ass sword skill.
-Eowyn, Eomer, Aragorn, Faramir, and more!

-You are more or less a big, talking, walking tree. What else do you want?
-C'mon, don't give me that look. That's pretty damn awesome.
-Treebeard is your leader.
-You can speak Entish.
-Your species has been around since the first age.
-You live for a very long time and you still look beautiful, even as you age. 
-Everyone fears you until they get to know you.
-Your species helped out Merry and Pippin.
-You chose if you want to go into the wars or not. No one is making you.
-Not many hate you.
-You're distantly related to Groot from 'Guardians of the Galaxy'.

-You're giant.
-Gandalf is your best friend.
-You get to help the company AND the fellowship.
-You can fly.
-You can simply fly into mordor (okay maybe not, but I was dying to make that reference).
-You're super majestic.
-You are referred to as The Great Eagles.
-You are a guardian of nonspeaking animal life.

I will continue later with trolls, orcs, and dragons, but for now, bye!

Perks of being a fictional species supernatural style is here: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/2014/09/the-perks-of-being-fictional-series.html

Wednesday, 3 September 2014

The perks of being a [fictional species]: SUPERNATURAL

I may do a Harry Potter one after this. But Lewis started it.


- Can get stabbed or shot and not die
- Don't have to worry about body image
- Unlimited amount of sass
- You can't really be actually killed by much
- Apparently you can still eat French fries 


- You can do anything to your worst enemies with only your mind
- You can get stabbed or shot and not die (same as demons) 
- Only have to wear one outfit apparently (that goddamn Zachariah in that goddamn suit) 
- Instantly learn Enochian
- Can't get drunk 
- Basically you can apparate 

Special child: (shut up, it counts) 

- You get superpowers 
- You can use said superpowers for whatever you want
- You don't have to plan your life after 23 (Unless you survive, then you get it planned for you) (freakin demons man) 


- You get super strength and speed
- You can still hide your fangs though
- You have an excuse to not go outside
- You can kill anyone that asks you about twilight

(Technically she was a ghost) 
- Get to live forever
- Can bother people if desired
- Can drive cars
- That's it


- Get to walk around unnoticed 
- Can kill your enemies and make it look like an accident
- Sass
- Can't get possessed by angels or demons (white/yellow eyed ones excluded) 


- Basically get to bend reality, you can use that for good pranks
- Can't die


- Can change your appearance entirely 
- Get to confuse people
- Can frame people for crimes 


- Can change form multiple times 
- Get to reform every time you get squashed
- Superhuman strength
- Basically cannot die 

And finally

- There are none
- You eat everything and are always hungry
- It's in your blood
- Tough luck, bud

They're not very good reasons, but I assume good enough. 
\\// Clara 

Also: Perks of being a fictional species LOTR style is here: http://nerdsfunny.blogspot.ca/2014/09/the-perks-of-being-fictional-species_4.html